its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
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It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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