Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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