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Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
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