Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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