First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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