quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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