Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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