he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
you have to choose: penises or morals?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
