then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
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Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
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Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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