i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
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Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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