haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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