we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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