i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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