do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
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you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
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I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Randomize