i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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