At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
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Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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