just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
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The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
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I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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