The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
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I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
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I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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