nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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