im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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