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• (503): View more from Oregon

  We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?

  (509): View more from Washington

  Places.

  (503): View more from Oregon

  Plural? Please tell.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.

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• (818): View more from California

  my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now

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• (714): View more from California

  I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?

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  Most creative movie date proposition... ever.

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• (707): View more from California

  I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on

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