fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
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There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.