you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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