there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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