Can i not drive my cunt home
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
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I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
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Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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