either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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