You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
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i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
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We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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