just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
accomplished twins. life is a go
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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