Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
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I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
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