So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
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Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
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I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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