If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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