Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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