yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
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Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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