so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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