Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
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dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
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Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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