Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
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Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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