he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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