I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
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Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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