Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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