just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
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yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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