K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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