One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
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Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
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He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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