You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
that may or may not have been my penis.
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