So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
please don't ironically join a cult
Randomize
