Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
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he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
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At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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