you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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