the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize
