Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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