Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just want nice things and good sex
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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