so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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