sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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