How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Randomize
