I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I think my moral compass just broke
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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