He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
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I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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