I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
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We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
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I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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